Been following the World Cup? If so, you can stop right here.
This one's for the rest of us.
Sonny Carl Davis (you know, that guy from "Bernie" who broke Texas into five states?) has been thinking about America's new love affair with what much of the rest of the world calls football.
Sonny's been doing so much thinking, he reckoned it high time to offer something of an explainer for fellow Texans baffled by the phenomenon. Texans like … him. Take two minutes to listen:
As Sonny Carl says, "nobody likes laughing more at Texans than Texans." Got an idea for a Sonny Carl explainer? Tweet us: @TxStandard.